![]() ![]() ![]() "She was a great kid.a hard worker and team player. ![]() "I think it's ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas." – Nancy Cartwright "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken." – Chuck Palahniuk Which was just that it would always be like this, that my life could be a party just for me." – Janet Fitch, White Oleander "The cake had a trick candle that wouldn't go out, so I didn't get my wish. Life was never about what you could do, but what you would do. "You were born, and with you endless possibilities - very few ever to be realized. "I grabbed a pile of dust, and holding it up, foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of dust, I forgot to ask that they be years of youth. "When I turn thirty, in thirty days or so, I might be feeling old, so I'll probably call my grandma up, because as old as I'll feel, she'll be feeling older. "With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come." – William Shakespeare I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth." – Janet Evanovich "Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. Funny quotes about endings free#Liz: If I could push a button and five people in the world would die, but I'd get free cable for life, I'd do it. I'm sorry I'm four hours late, but my alarm clock didn't go off because it died in a funny cock fight last night. Tracy: Thanks, Jack for coming to this emergency meeting. It's still fun to look up and pretend all the buildings are giant severed robot penises. Liz: It doesn't matter how long you've lived in New York. Liz: I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs. ![]() They wait for a mistake and that's all you are. Pete: Guys, a teacher preying on a student is wrong.if the teacher is male and the student is female. I mean, is wine-throwing something that even gets you on a reality show.Īngie: As you know, my single, "My Single is Dropping," is dropping. A Ten is speaking.Įnna: Am I trying to instigate fights by throwing wine at people just to get on camera, and maybe also promote my new lifestyle website, ? Of course not. Kenneth: We have ways of making people talk: By giving them fresh apple slices. Funny quotes about endings series#Here are the funniest quotes from the hit series 30 Rock. "It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that someone remembers me" – Ellen Glasgow "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. "It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, I fyou ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm'" – Sam Levenson I don't want to sound mawkish, but it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who love me, and who I really love" – Gabriel Byrne Everyone stood around singing, 'Happy Birthday.'" – Steven Wright "I remember when the candle shop burned down. "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?" – Satchel Paige "The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate" – Oprah "Every year, on your birthday, you get a chance to start new" – Sammy Hagar These are the top, famous birthday quotes to write on cards. ![]()
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